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| The Weaver |
Posted - 14 Aug 2008 : 21:52:26
I'm one of those people that likes to have a shit while I'm reading.
This is also the reason why I'm banned from Waterstones.
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| Wessexy Witch |
Posted - 08 May 2013 : 11:04:47
Took him in the garage at 10.30 when he came round, to show him my mower !
Keeping The Faith
 Whooossshhhh !!! |
| mishmosh |
Posted - 07 May 2013 : 02:31:24
He wont even notice.
..Final Chapter , my arse!!!
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| Wessexy Witch |
Posted - 06 May 2013 : 13:39:41
Fence painted.
Lawns mowed.
New edging along side grass/drive way.
Peas planted.
Tomatoes potted on.
Peppers potted on.
Strawberry planter,planted.
Lights up on newly painted fence.
Fish tanks cleaned.
Every item of clothing/bedding washed.
House cleaned.
BF back from Copenhagen in an hour.
Going to work tomorrow for a rest !
Keeping The Faith
Whooossshhhh !!! |
| The Weaver |
Posted - 06 May 2013 : 09:54:29
Just been informed that Ian Broudie, (Lighting Seeds), will be joining Ian McCulloch on stage at The Zombie Hut this FRI & SAT
King Bird returns...
...make believe it's not just madness... |
| mishmosh |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 13:40:34
Sold my Jag 3 times! third bloke paid the most and travelled furthest . First winner claimed his 6 yr old borrowed his ipad. 2nd winner wouldnt respond, until I relisted, then wanted it cheap.
..Final Chapter , my arse!!!
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| The Weaver |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 13:26:08
Had some muppet bid yesterday and then ask for his bid to be cancelled 30 mins before the end today. I obliged then banned him from the auction, reported him to evilbay and cursed him with the smell of a thousand bottoms.
...make believe it's not just madness... |
| mishmosh |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 13:08:40
..oh the joys of ebay buyers.
..Final Chapter , my arse!!!
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| The Weaver |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 12:06:18
Just sold an old car...again.
...make believe it's not just madness... |
| mishmosh |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 11:34:11
Self propelled
..Final Chapter , my arse!!!
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| Wessexy Witch |
Posted - 05 May 2013 : 06:09:19
^^ bet you a drink he keeps his coat on and moans about the lights being in his eyes ^^
 
What makes me happy today...
I had a splurge and treated myself.
Did I buy shoes ?
Nope.
Handbag ?
Nope.
New hair do ?
Nope
A gurt new petrol mower,thats what !
Mark says i ain't like other gurls.
Keeping The Faith
Whooossshhhh !!! |
| The Weaver |
Posted - 02 May 2013 : 04:10:06
...I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. .. |
| mishmosh |
Posted - 22 Apr 2013 : 15:00:11
YAWN!
..Final Chapter , my arse!!!
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| The Weaver |
Posted - 22 Apr 2013 : 14:36:46
...these are not the droids you are looking for.. |
| The Weaver |
Posted - 10 Apr 2013 : 05:47:31
Letter to Mr. Cameron - Genius!!
Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
Also.....
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
...these are not the droids you are looking for.. |
| Winewolf |
Posted - 09 Apr 2013 : 14:43:44
 @Weaver I do like a shit story |
